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2004 was 17 years ago
2004 was only 9 years ago
math
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I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
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- while watching animated movies at age 2:hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 12:hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 20:hell yeah motherfucker
- while watching animated movies at age 200:hell yeah motherfucker
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- me:hey mum, lets say you die.
- mum:ok
- me:if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
- mum:
- mum:you
- mum:If I'm going down I'm taking you with me
